The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $2.89 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from
a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

If you think a dog can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two.

Woof! Give it up biscuit man. . . we can't all be wrong!