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EXPERIENCE
Merchandising Executive- Seven & I Holdings Company
(Assistant Manager, 7-11)
Extensive experience in centralizing and reengineering procurement activities for multinational flagship retailer
(Told the bud light driver where the Beer Cave was, stacked twizzlers and Big League Chew).
Highly effective in building vendor relations and driving margin increases via proactive mangement of variable costs
(hit on the fifty-year-old sleezy female driver from the candy distributor, which blossomed into a 3 day relationship. She gave me a ring pop, which I put in inventory, contributing to a .0000021% increase in operating margin for the quarter.)
Chaired a committee charged with reducing operational risk management
(Mopped the floor, put out some of those wet floor signs)
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