Dog Day Jokes!

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?

A: A Golden Receiver!

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar at the summer picnic?

A: The lid said, “Twist to open”!

Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He’s been chasing parked cars!

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog – at least he’ll quiet down after you let him in!

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?

A: A very nervous postman!

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?

A: To put out fires.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: To put out burning ducks.

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?

A: “Shall we walk or take a dog”!