Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

A: She stole his heart.

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Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

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Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.

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Q. What did one volcano say to the other?

A. I lava you.

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Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?