What's the laziest mountain in the world? Mt. Ever-rest.

Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? It's too tired.

How do you catch a rare bunny? Unique up on him.

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillow?It's making HEADlines.

Where does the king keep his armies? Up his sleevies.

How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!