A truck driver pulled up at a truck stop for lunch and ordered a hamburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three tough looking bikers walked in.

One grabbed the trucker's hamburger and took a huge bite from it. The second drank the trucker’s coffee, and the third gobbled down his apple pie.

The truck driver didn't say a word as he stood up, paid the waitress, and left.

As the waitress approached the bikers to take their order, one of the bikers growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"

"He's not much of a driver either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."