The American doctor parked his brand new Lexus right in front of the hospital, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, an ambulance came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the doctor started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the doctor finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you doctors are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the doctor.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the ambulance hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOSH!" screamed the doctor....... "MY ROLEX IS GONE!"