In the 2003 movie of Elf, Buddy the elf makes his own breakfast with a load of sugar. I do not recommend this recipe to diabetics, anyone with allergies, or anyone else that has problems with this food. But What a Breakfast!

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

Watch the Elf movie and you will find the ingredients: spaghetti, sugared maple syrup, sprinkles, mini-marshmallows, Hershey's chocolate syrup, M&M's, and Frosted Chocolate Fudge Pop-Tarts. 
We will only be sticking with 2 of the 4 main elf food groups: candy and syrup.

Step 2: Cook the Spaghetti

Check the pasta box directions and follow them. I'm not really a cook, so I don't have the directions. When you get done, DON'T ADD SAUCE! I had spaghetti with sauce and syrup for dinner and it tasted bad! It was cold spaghetti too, so make sure yours is warm, or to be safe, hot.

Step 3: Syrup

When you are done with the spaghetti, put some on a plate or bowl, or a hat, I don't care. I would not suggest the hat though. Pour some Maple Syrup onto the spaghetti. I wouldn't suggest a lot, but not to little either. I prefer Mrs. Butterworth's syrup the most.

Step 4: Sprinkles and Marshmallows

Now just get some sprinkles and mini marshmallows. Dump a ton of sprinkles on top first, and then take about one or two handfuls of marshmallows and put them on top.

Step 5: Chocolate Syrup and M&M's

This is my second favorite part. Take the Hershey's syrup and pour a lot on top of the mallows. I like a ton of it. Now take about 3 handfuls of M&M;'s and drop them on top of the syrup.

Step 6: Pop-tarts

Get out 2 Frosted Chocolate Fudge Pop-tarts from the box. I don't mean two packages, just one package. Two tarts. Do not microwave the tarts. It is best when cold or room temperature. Crumble up the Pop-tarts into bite-size pieces and drop them on top of the stuff. Now just mix it all around.

Step 7: Eat!

I haven't tried it yet, but I'm sure that it is good! Feel free to comment. Enjoy!

P.S. The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is Singing Loud for All to Hear♫!
P.P.S. I obviously do not hold copyright to anything I have mentioned.