How to stay safe in the world today

1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
   
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
   
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
   
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.
   
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. Above all else, avoid hospitals.