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Handy Guide for Men
(Let's not tell Kathy that I put this in the newsletter...OK? :))
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
Here is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other:
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DANGEROUS:
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SAFER:
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SAFEST:
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ULTRA SAFE:
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What's for dinner?
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Can I help you with dinner?
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Where would you like to go
for dinner?
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Here, have some chocolate.
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Are you wearing that?
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Wow, you sure look good in
brown!
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WOW! Look at you!
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Here, have some chocolate
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What are you so worked up
about?
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Could we be overreacting?
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Here's my paycheck.
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Here, have some chocolate.
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Should you be eating that?
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You know, there are a lot of
apples left.
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Can I get you a glass of wine
with that?
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Here, have some chocolate.
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What did you DO all day?
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I hope you didn't over-do it
today.
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I've always loved you in that
robe!
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Here, have some more
chocolate.
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