SPRING CLASSES
FOR MEN
REGISTRATION
MUST BE COMPLETED BY Tuesnday
FEBRUARY 20,
2007
NOTE:
DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY
LEVEL
OF
THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS
MAXIMUM.
Classes
begin Monday, FEBRUARY 20 , 2007
Class
1
How
To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets
4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00
PM.
Class
2
The
Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table
Discussion.
Meets
2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class
3
Is
It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat
and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group
Practice.
Meets
4 weeks, Saturday 10 :00 PM for 2 hours.
Class
4
Fundamental
Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and
Explanatory Graphics.
Meets
Saturday at 2:00 PM
for 3 weeks.
Class
5
After
Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen
Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7 :00
PM.
Class
6
Loss
Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line
Support and Support Groups.
Meets
4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00
PM.
Class
7
Learning
How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And
Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open
Forum
.
Monday at 8:00
PM, 2 hours.
Class
8
Health
Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics
and Audio Tapes.
Three
nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class
9
Real
Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life
Testimonials.
Tuesday
at 6:00 PM Location
to be determined.
Class
10
Is
It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel
Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4
weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Class
11
Learning
to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes
and role-playing
.
Tuesday at 7:00
PM, location to be
determined.
Class
12
How
to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and
Breathing Techniques.
Meets
4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00
PM.
Class
13
How
to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be
Late.
Cerebral
Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered .
Three nights;
Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2
hours.
Class
14
The
Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is
Used.
Live
Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be
determined.
Upon
completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.
