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"Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need." — Julia Child

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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out." — Phyllis Diller

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"If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." — Harry S Truman

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"Before Julia Child there was only onion dip." — Susan Branch

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"Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn’t turn it on." — Erma Bombeck

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"In the childhood memories of every good cook, there’s a large kitchen, a warm stove, a simmering pot and a mom." — Barbara Costikyan