QUESTION: Ever fantasize about lighting a charcoal grill with a flamethrower? Go on. Be honest. It sounds kind of awesome, doesn't it?

THIS ANSWER IS FOR YOU: Well, the Bison Airlighter makes your pyro grilling dreams a reality, letting you blast stubborn coals with 2,600 degrees fahrenheit of raw firepower in the touch of a button. Lighter fluid, matches and wimpy BIC lighters be damned. The mighty Bison commercial-grade (thankfully not military-grade) flamethrower discharges a powerful, long-reaching buzzing blue flame that fires up "instant-light" charcoal briquettes in a matter of seconds. Whether you're tailgating or hosting a backyard or beachside cookout, you'll be the hero of the party. Bonus: This USB-powered bad daddy is outfitted with a child safety lock, a flashlight and, heck yeah, a bottle opener. Bottoms up and Happy Summer Days! Price: $99.95