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Jest For Fun: Dose of Chuck Norris

Serves: 5

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Everyone needs the occasional dose of Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

  • Chuck Norris' tears can cure all disease. Too bad he has never cried.

  • Evolution is simply a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

    • This Jest For Fun: Dose of Chuck Norris recipe is from the 2013 HomeCook'n Collection Cookbook. Download this Cookbook today.


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