Hussein Family

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a few of the lesser-known Hussein family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay ............the restauranteur

Guday...............the half-Australian brother

Huray...............the sports fanatic

Sashay..............the gay brother

Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother

Sayhay..............the baseball player

Ojay................the stalker/murderer

Gulay...............the singer/entertainer

Ebay................the internet czar

Biliray.............the country music star

Ecksray.............the radiologist

Puray...............the blender factory owner

Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother

Tupay...............the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:

Lattay..............the coffee shop owner

Bufay...............the 300 pound sister

Dushay..............the clean sister

Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house

Sapheway............the grocery store owner

Ollay...............the half-mexican sister

Gudlay..............the prostitute

And finally:

There is Oyvay .......... but the family doesn't like to talk about him much.