A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is scroll down...