Facebook for Seniors!
This is for those of our older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.
(Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles).
Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night.
Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them. And it works.
I already have 3 persons following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.