From an Arab Student to His Dad
An Arab student sends an email to his dad, saying:
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his email from his Dad:
My dear loving son,
Twenty million dollars from American and Canadian gas pumps has just been transferred to your account.
Please stop embarrassing us.
Get yourself a train too.
Love, your Dad