_Brother-In-Law Duck


Serves: 5

Ingredients

1 mud duck, partially cleaned. Preferably taken from a sewer lagoon
1 cup beer
1 cup castor oil
2 cups styrofoam packing material
1 small sagebrush, finely chopped
8 ounces spinach for green slimy texture
broccoli, optional if George Bush is your brother-in-law or any other disgusting ingredient you can think of
salt and pepper to taste

Directions:

Throw the mud duck in a roaster that was last cleaned out by your hound dog. Mix all of the ingredients, except caster oil and beer. Stuff the duck with this mixture. Give the duck a good dose of castor oil and then pour beer over all. (Beer is very important since brothers-in-law go into a frenzy when they smell it.) Cook in oven on low heat for 1 hour. Garnish and serve piping hot.

If this does not stop your brother-in-law from coming to your house and drinking up all of your beer or asking for seconds or thirds, there is only one sure ingredient that you can add next time. It is illegal and you may have to do some time for it, but it probably would be worth it. Add ARSENIC! LOTS OF ARSENIC!!

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Nutritional Facts:

Serves: 5
Calories from Fat: 0

This _Brother-In-Law Duck recipe is from the Cee Dub's Dutch Oven and Other Camp Cookin' Cookbook. Download this Cookbook today.


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